The Revenge Of Poot
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Poot has been dating Donald Trump for six years (AKA since she got out of the basement and met him in the dumpster can she accidentally fell into)
And she claims he's madly in love with her, but on a tragic Novembers night, coming home from her dream job (McDonald's) she finds him in bed with his long time celebrity crush Barack Obama, she immediately freaks out and tells Obama's husband, Guy Fieri Obama who tells Poot that he's known for years Barack has been cheating with many other men, such as Billy Ray Cyrus and Bob Duncan.
Heartbroken, Poot tries to kill herself by jumping of a bridge, but when she finds another meme (Pepe) trying to do the exact same thing, the two start talking and soon become best friends, and Pepe comes up with the perfect plan for Poot to get revenge.
Read to find out just what becomes of the men who screwed up Poot's life almost forever.
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