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well if you are in a bad mood read this its short and sweet quotations or in this case......HILARIOUS!!!!!seriously read i have got some really good ones on George Bush too and some really funny proverbs of different languages even some funny quotes by edward and bella for all u twilight fans out there!All Rights Reserved

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SHORT STORIES by Beca_HB

A bunch of one shot stories about everything, mystery, romance, suspense, supernatural, etc, etc. I REALLY REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE THEM!!! :D

𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐋 [NEW MOON] by Cherry_Blossom_Babe

[UNDER MINOR EDITING] PREVIOUSLY TITLED "ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔲𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫" ... 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦, 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘤𝘦. 𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘛𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘐𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦. - 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘵 ... 𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘈𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘢 𝘚𝘸𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘴, 𝘞𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦. ... NEW MOON Started: 02/20/22 Finished: 05/17/22

Creativity at its finesse ✔️ by SonDinDinDin6

Here are short stories (really short ones) that I wrote years back. I won't say when I was younger, because it was only three/two years back. However some are very recent. So like say the title don't judge me. Please excuse any grammatical errors, English is not my first language. (I speak French, but I am fluent in English). Hope you enjoy! CHAPTERS 5, 6, 7 ARE THE BEST ONE (well they are my favourite ) so I advise you to start with them? And chapter 6 and 7 were written with my friends for school and two of them Is on wattpad. So shoutout to @MariyahNakhuda and @sister_of_devil Chapter 1: Murder at Hilton Hill Chapter 2: You are a fudging Voldemort Chapter 3: Mistaken Identity Chapter 4: I shall return! Chapter 5: This is bad! Chapter 6: Hi, my name is Hell! Chapter 7: I am a woman Chapter 8: The vault

Bella : What ifs are for Us ✔️ by cordeliahessen

What if Bella Swan was a real badass? What if Edward Cullen fell in love with a gangsta gal? What would happen if Bella was the main person in charge? What ifs....are for us. Here's a Bella and Edward you'd want to root for. Take that Stephenie Meyer [Big Fan of yours. Don't judge me. I love you. Please don't hate me.]

KISS by MeguelMichael

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𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗲 ; Rosalie Hale ✔︎ by several_mi

" 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲. " " 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼. " (𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗮!) (𝗥𝗼𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝘅 𝗙𝗲𝗺! 𝗢𝗰!) (𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟮, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭) (𝗘𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟴, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭) (𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴: ? ) !𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚! 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀! #𝟭 𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲 - 𝟴/𝟭𝟭/𝟮𝟭 #𝟭 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻 - 𝟮𝟰/𝟭𝟭/𝟮𝟭 #𝟭 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘄𝗮𝗻 - 𝟮𝟱/𝟭𝟭/𝟮𝟭 #𝟭 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗮 - 𝟮𝟲/𝟭𝟭/𝟮𝟭 #𝟭 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗽𝘀𝗲 - 𝟲/𝟭𝟮/𝟮𝟭 #𝟭 𝗲𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻 - 𝟴/𝟭𝟮/𝟮𝟭

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