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Revolting Rose

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Частей 55
Время 8h 10m

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{Illustrated} 
Once upon a time Pagne planned parties in a palace of fungus, now he is planning a revolution.

Success requires a cunning plan, hinging on the element of surprise, careful catering, and colourful costumes. 
However, an unfortunate series of events involving a piece of leather, an abundance of socks, and a persnickety rat threatens to crash his greatest party yet.

Genre: Humour/Fantasy (Parody)

NBR Battle of the chapters (world building) winner
Prism awards 2018 fantasy first placeВсе права сохранены

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