Revolting Rose
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Once upon a time Pagne planned parties in a palace of fungus, now he is planning a revolution.
Success requires a cunning plan, hinging on the element of surprise, careful catering, and colourful costumes.
However, an unfortunate series of events involving a piece of leather, an abundance of socks, and a persnickety rat threatens to crash his greatest party yet.
Genre: Humour/Fantasy (Parody)
NBR Battle of the chapters (world building) winner
Prism awards 2018 fantasy first place
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