The Columnist!
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Last published Wed, Feb 10, 2016
Ik ben niet de "blogger", ik ben niet een "cabaretière" en ik ben niet dat "Tumbler meisje". Betekent dat dat ik niet creatief ben? Dat ik geen humor heb? En dat ik niet van fashion en fotografie houdt? NEE! Ik denk van niet. Ik post wekelijks een column over een onderwerp wat mij die week heeft bezig gehouden en probeer zo een lichtpuntje te creëren.
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