Eyes Wide Shut

Inside this book, you might find the inspiration for Taylor Swift's next love song.

Inside this book, there's a few stories that might make you cry like you just found out your sister was really the one who killed the cat (on accident, of course) and that Mittens really wasn't ever "lost".

Inside this book, you will read of simple, sweet love that basically never happens in real life so enjoy it while you can because guys are dumb :)

Inside this book, you can find the true inspiration you might have been looking for all your life to do make a difference in the world.

But I doubt it. This book is filled with a bunch of crazy scenarios that might give you the inclination to go looking for a mental hospital to put me in.

Yeah, that's definitely the more likely case.