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My Cat Life

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Time 1h 39m

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This is about my life. Yes im a cat, no wonder i hate humans. I am fabulous and beautiful. My owner 'asshole' which i call him, sometime forget to feed me. Thats why i hate him. But he love me, so i sometimes love him. I am sure you are not intrested in my life, i dont care. Taylor swift make me go wild. So i go wild in my dreams too.All Rights Reserved

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