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"I have a dick."
"I have a vagina."
"This is messed up."
"I agree."
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Let me tell you something. I hate Calum Thomas Hood. He is the reason for my bad hair days and for the disgusting looking face I make whenever he's around.
I would shove cactuses up my asshole rather than getting close to him.
Of course, the world hates me. On the last day of projects, Mr. Grubb just had to partner me up with Calum.
Trying to change partners after that... Got everything messed up.
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