No WiFi.

There is no thing worse
Then no Wi-Fi.
The world is a dangerous place without it.
(That's why they invented data plans.)
This is a middle-schooler's guide to the unexplained, real world.
With no WiFi.
(Cue the huge explosion)
___________
No but seriously
Hai
I'm Ryan and this is a book.
You have common sense and understand that this is a book.
I write when I feel like it.
I write stories about REAL LIFE.
Common sense tells you that this is real life.
When you have no Wi-Fi, open your eyes to the world.
It is a pretty world with lots of potatoes.