Chicken Poofies
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Last published Tue, Mar 8, 2016
Chicken Poofies have long legs with short arms that they use to protect themselves from predators. They are really fast despite their long chubby legs. They have very big eyes and they are very hairy. You might not know this, but Chicken Poofies have a thick unibrow that carries lice and cockroaches. They beard-tees that hang just above their bikini. Chicken Poofies run naked at 100mph every morning at 2am. Watch out they bite... (Picture and ideas by Jojishiwha, please follow Jojishiwha! He is amazing and one of my best friends )
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