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Well Shit - [DaveJohn]

Beanisnotonfire

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Parts 12
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Reads 8,128
Votes 274
Parts 12
Time 29m

Beanisnotonfire

allthehomo davejohn davestrider johnegbert nohomo pepsicola

John and Dave decided to move in together not long after finishing college.  They both enjoy the company of each other thoroughly. With this comes many surprises and fluffy adventures..

*** mentioning of Dirk/Jake, Sollux/Karat,  and maybe others...
Now being me, I'm sure there will EVENTUALLY be smut....

Let the fluff begin!

oH. I feel like Kankri... but there's foul language so like--All Rights Reserved

allthehomo davejohn davestrider johnegbert nohomo pepsicola

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