{NaruSasu; almost PWP} It was just a one-week hook-up in Tokyo, so why on earth had Sasuke followed that idiotic blonde lifeguard to Australia? It was demonically hot, the ocean was full of sharks, and Naruto picked him up from the airport in a caravan. No, no, this was not happening, no matter how hot Naruto was, no matter how sweet, no matter that thing he did with his tongue...wait, um, what was he saying...?