The Weirdo Club
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Last published Wed, Apr 6, 2016
What's wrong with being a weirdo? Absolutely nothing! Who cares if we don't fit in or go to a wedding with nothing but a shirt and shorts. I don't and I never will change. My mom thinks this is a 'phase' but its not. Its called being different but my mom would never understand with all her tiaras in her room from the past. I love being different and no man (or lady) will stop me. I'm making a club. 'The Weirdo Club' to be exact. None of the normal kids at my high school will change my thinking. I'm only sixteen and no one takes me seriously. They can judge me all they want but I am still ' The One and Only Harper Jones'!
Harper Jones have always and never stop being a weirdo. She's not afraid to show she is a weirdo through her appearance and actions. She tried to be like other girls but it failed horribly. So during class she thinks of the best idea ever. To start 'The Weirdo Club'. Nothing will stop her from making this club a hit. Nothing!
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