Habibi You're Mine

Flynn is in his last year of university. His endless days of coffee brews for last minute late night studying sessions are beginning to finally come to an end. With one last semester ceasing to exist, what adventures await a wild animal of a senior? Sure there's one night stands, accessible booze, drugs and alcohol, but will something out of the normal happen to him?
In fact, it does and it's pretty simple.
Forced to accompany his sister and her "date" to a high school play, he's expected to sit there for three whole hours watching a pathetic version of "Hairspray". Lovely. He threatened his sister's date to an extent before he searched for the restrooms, accidentally walking in on a high school family reunion.
It seemed to him that trouble was a brewin' between his friend's hot mom and some dark woman. It also looked like the dark woman was losing too? At first he shrugged it off and took two paces out the door. But to his dismay, his ears opened wide enough to hear his friend's mom pull the whole "slender women" speech.
"Holy frickin' tard. I'm about to do something that I know I'll regret."