Yeah I know what you’re thinking, that’s one whacked up title, normally it’s the other way around, but my life isn’t really normal now is it.
I would like to say I went to an all girl’s boarding school because I was all cool and hip like that but the truth is, I’m just the average boy who has not hit puberty yet.
Really it's my grandmother and mom's fault, without them I would not be in this whole mess where I have to wear bra's and nail polish.
How I got in this mess, it's quite a long story actually, read on if you want to find out. . .