Inwe: This is Nessa's and my first Wattpad fanfiction! Nessa: Ruby?! Can you be the disclaimer?! Ruby: Neither Nessa nor Inwe own the Hobbit. However Nessa owns me and Inwe owns Tia. And by the way, mum, dad, I am totally not off on an adventure with Bilbo and Gandalf and thirteen dwarves and an elf! No of course not. I am in Bree with Our Cousins, but don't ask them or visit me or anything. This is just a fanfiction! Not real. Hehe. Nessa: okay... Inwe: Now onto the story! Nessa: Hey! I wanted to say that! Inwe: Too late.