The Book Of Quotes, Facts And Jokes

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Just jokes, quotes or funny things I have come across while surfing the web or made up myself! Some will be good, others not so much. But if you're up for a laugh then read this! I hope you enjoy it and have fun reading!All Rights Reserved

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