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The Versisoza Family Stories - Book 1

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Parts 6
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An ACTION-COMEDY-THRILLER-HORROR-ROMANCE Novel that was Nominated for lamest book inspired by a Facebook group chat. Inspired by the Nicholas Sparks novel "The Notebook" and the hit TV show "Glee" before it became R-Rated. With the imaginary original score and music by Alan Silvestri, Hans Zimmer, and John Williams.

Starring:
Lolo Versisoza (Grandfather)
Lola Versisoza (Grandmother)
Mr. Versisoza (Father)
Mrs. Versisoza (Mother)
Markus (Son)
Bethany (Daughter)
Yaya Shing ( Female House Helper)
Yayo Kyle (Male House Helper)
Dogs (Marshmallow and Kray)
Llama (Julianna)
Mouse (Jerry Miah )

Follow the Versisoza family on an adventure so unrealistic, that it will make you wonder why the author wanted to waste time on writing a story such as this. A book so undescriptive it literally took less that an hour for the author to write each chapter. With a plot so uncliché that 60% of the time there is a twist. Jump into a story where the POV (point-of-view) can switch from the Neanderthals of the story, the humans, to the most advanced and smartest beings of the whole story, the pets.

If there was a rating lower than "G", this book would be rated that.

Get ready to start reading a story that you will regret reading and most likely die of boredom and wish that you just read the whole 50 Shades series instead, or Twilight if you had spare time. 

"You better like my book, I spent so much night thinking about this. IT'S NOT EASY BEING AN AUTHOR!"  -authorAll Rights Reserved

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So in love by MayowaOdeyemi

"I would have left him, but I can't get him off my mind. I have tried many times but still I can't. I have the money and all. I am also beautiful but he chose to betray me with that slut. We have been dating for two years and I even told my friends that I will be getting married to him next two months. Everything has been prepared for our wedding. I have spent a lot on him but all he could do is to leave to be with that slut." She said to herself. She sits on the bed with her leg crossed. "Why can't I get him off my mind?" She asked herself picking up the cup that was before her. Her name is Carl, she is a beautiful lady. She is wealthy and does not depend on her parents. She is in love with Dylan, a guy who showed her much attention than her parents can show her. Dylan, a young man who is in love with Carl, confesses his feeling to her which she accepts because she had always loved him. Their relationship starts cool. Carl spends on Dylan. She buys New clothes for him, changes his house. She makes life comfortable for him. They both go to visit different places of the world together. Their relationship is one to be envied by all. Dylan is amazed by everyone surrounding Carl. A lady whose name is Sarah has her eyes on Dylan. She envies the relationship between Carl and Dylan. Carl hires a bodyguard to follow Dylan and this makes Dylan happy as he would have protection. "I am so happy to have met Carl." He always say to himself. Carl was more to him an Angel and he promised himself never to let go.

You. And Me by watermelonapple12

Enter: An assassin, Levi Enter: A relatively normal lady, Simone. Simone lives a life where the basic needs are hard to come by. Add to the fact that she has four sisters to fend for, her efforts are damn near Nobel Prize worthy. Levi wakes up, ends lives, occasionally reads, goes to bed and then repeats the process all over again. He's a dangerous man despite his calm and aloof appearance and it doesn't help that he has a huge bounty on his head. Levi gets shot taking down a huge crime syndicate and that's pretty much how he envisions his life ending. Surprisingly, Simone, a total stranger comes to his rescue and let's him hide out at her place, despite how it's destined not to work. Put together a man with a bounty on his head, a woman with too much to lose, throw in a healthy dose of trauma, teenagers, toddlers, sharing a bed with a stranger and you're bound to have a royal mess. Let's not forget the most important part, they can't fall for each other because that just takes the stakes up, you don't just wake up and get attracted to an assassin so you can be used as mafia bait, basically destined not to work. That's what this is, a mess that shouldn't work. But it does. And everything goes to shit because of it. A story about love, assassination, family and healing from trauma.

Out of Time by evadec123

Madison My best friend and neighbor, Piper, is trying to arrange a blind date for me. I agree because she doesn't take no as an answer. But why won't she tell me his name? Anyway, it is just for tonight and I want to have some fun? Liam I managed to stay away from her for years because I'm no good for her. Will I have the strength to keep my hands off her one more time? ******** When Madison left her secure and stable job in the financial industry for an uncertain position within a startup, she regretted nothing. Well almost nothing. She regretted that she will not be seeing her CEO Liam Carver anymore. Liam is a big player both in business and in private affairs. Billionaire always on the move for the next new venture. She knew she was not his type but catching a glimpse of him while he passed through her section on the way to his next meeting, was more than enough to make her day. Three years later Madison has a new life and new friends and life couldn't be better. But she never forgot gorgeous looking ex CEO. Liam can't believe his luck when he discovers that the mysterious neighbor is Madison. She worked for him few years ago, but that is not the reason why he remembered her. Madison was the most beautiful woman he ever saw and the only one he will not let himself touch. Torn between his inner demon and the desire to see her again the pull towards her makes him accept Piper's matchmaking offer to hook him up on this blind date. Well not so blind form him because he exactly knows what he is getting in to... Or doesn't he? Mature content, if you do not like explicit descriptions of intimacy between two people, please do not read.

Gravity: A Friends-to-Lovers Rockstar Romance [COMPLETED] by alexbenkast

Jacob Maier looks hot on paper: An award-winning musician with famous friends and even more famous exes, he's both a tabloid favorite and a cautionary tale. The word in Hollywood is: if you're a female star on the rise, don't touch him with a ten-foot pole. YouTuber Alexis "Al" Hunter has heard her agent's warning and brushed it aside. She isn't even in the market for romance after her first and only relationship went up in flames. When a work project goes sideways and her best friend stands her up at a local dive bar, Al is ready to call it a night. But just as she's about to leave, a guy walks in who has the women at the bar swooning like he's the protagonist in a steamy cologne commercial. And Al can't help but watch! Until he takes a seat at her table... -------- GRAVITY (named after the John Mayer song since he accidentally inspired this story too) is a romcom I made up in 2019 to cope with insomnia. I wasn't planning on ever writing it down but the story came back to me when I had a severe case of insomnia thanks to the 2020 Covid lockdown. Unlike the majority of my books, which are largely inspired by my own life, this story pays homage to my favorite celebrities, the digital age, and pop culture. I should be too old to get excited about stories like this, but some of us never grow old, so this one's for the eternally young. ;p Hope you enjoy!

A Beautiful Piece Of Broken Pottery by missuniquek

She wanted to know what pain was, silly little girl just open the dictionary look up the word pain and watch as your life plays like a movie. Watch and see what pain really is. Watch and see how truly broken you are. Keep in mind that you managed to fill those cracks in your heart with pure gold so that you can pick yourself up from the ground below and mold yourself into genuine art that has now become a beautiful piece of broken pottery. Gemma was your normal sun kissed skinned teenager. Who was living her life. Living la vida loca. Believing in the "yolo" principal until one day a tragedy knocked on her door and turned her life upside down. Now with a broken heart, a messed up mind and a blacked soul she must face her everyday life once more, she has to face school, battle friends and harsh words and a bigger brother too Lucas is your normal Spanish mafia kind of looking guy who was living his life to the fullest and working at a cute little coffee shop. There he needs a girl and is taken aback. He is completely awestruck by her beauty and her ability to play the guitar and get lost in a melody that she creates. However reality hits and he becomes disappointed when he knows that he will never see her again until her decides to show his true potential and transfer to an AP math's class and at the back of the class sat his angel. Lucas has some demons as well. Fighting an horrid past, a personality disorder and then another hardship hits him. He has bad chemistry grades and must in list the help of the schools smartest girl but this condition comes as a price. Is Lucas willing to pay? She was ice and he was fire. She was beautiful and he was broken. Put them together and some how you end up getting a beautiful piece of broken pottery. Or do you?

Taken Captive by RTEUYTAT

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So in love

"I would have left him, but I can't get him off my mind. I have tried many times but still I can't. I have the money and all. I am also beautiful but he chose to betray me with that slut. We have been dating for two years and I even told my friends that I will be getting married to him next two months. Everything has been prepared for our wedding. I have spent a lot on him but all he could do is to leave to be with that slut." She said to herself. She sits on the bed with her leg crossed. "Why can't I get him off my mind?" She asked herself picking up the cup that was before her. Her name is Carl, she is a beautiful lady. She is wealthy and does not depend on her parents. She is in love with Dylan, a guy who showed her much attention than her parents can show her. Dylan, a young man who is in love with Carl, confesses his feeling to her which she accepts because she had always loved him. Their relationship starts cool. Carl spends on Dylan. She buys New clothes for him, changes his house. She makes life comfortable for him. They both go to visit different places of the world together. Their relationship is one to be envied by all. Dylan is amazed by everyone surrounding Carl. A lady whose name is Sarah has her eyes on Dylan. She envies the relationship between Carl and Dylan. Carl hires a bodyguard to follow Dylan and this makes Dylan happy as he would have protection. "I am so happy to have met Carl." He always say to himself. Carl was more to him an Angel and he promised himself never to let go.