The Book Of Random
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Hello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!'
This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more!
WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That is not my problem because they are NOT MINE!
Also this book may have you crying from laughing so hard. So I suggest that you should keep some tissues next to you.... That is all.
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BOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my friends. We are weird. We've embraced it, it's time you do too. ) : )Complete
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓲𝓭𝓸𝔀'𝓼 𝓖𝓪𝓶𝓮 (Completed)✅
𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌ℴ𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝓈𝒶𝓌 𝒶 𝓌𝒾𝒹ℴ𝓌. 𝒽ℯ 𝓈𝒶𝓌 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴ𝓅𝒽ℯ𝓈𝓎. 𝒮𝒽ℯ 𝓁ℯ𝒻𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓂 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 ℴ𝓃ℯ 𝓃𝒾ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝓈𝒸ℴ𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓃... 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶 𝒹𝒶𝓊ℊ𝒽𝓉ℯ𝓇 𝒽ℯ 𝓃ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 𝓀𝓃ℯ𝓌. 𝒯𝒽𝓇ℯℯ 𝓎ℯ𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝒶ℊℴ, 𝒩𝓎𝓇𝒶 𝒦ℴ𝓈𝓉ℴ𝓋𝒶 𝒻𝒶𝓀ℯ𝒹 𝒽ℯ𝓇 𝒹ℯ𝒶𝓉𝒽 𝓉ℴ 𝑒𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓅ℯ 𝒶 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓇𝒾𝒶ℊℯ 𝒷𝓊𝒾𝓁𝓉 𝑜𝓃 𝓌𝒶𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌ℯ𝒶𝓅ℴ𝓃𝓈. 𝒩ℴ𝓌, 𝓈𝒽ℯ'𝓈 ℯ𝓂ℯ𝓇ℊℯ𝒹 𝒶𝓈 𝒜𝓂ℯ𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶'𝓈 𝒽ℴ𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝒿ℴ𝓊𝓇𝓃𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓊𝓅ℯ𝓇𝓂ℴ𝒹ℯ𝓁 - 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓊𝓃𝒹ℯ𝓇 𝓁𝒾ℊ𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓋ℯ𝓇 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒽ℯ𝓇 𝓁𝒾ℯ𝓈. 𝒞𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝑀𝒶𝓇𝒸𝒽ℯ𝓁𝓁ℴ 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝓈𝓅ℯ𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝓇ℯℯ 𝓎ℯ𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝓁𝑜ℴ𝓀𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓌ℴ𝓂𝒶𝓃 𝓌𝒽ℴ 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒶𝓅𝓅ℯ𝒶𝓇ℯ𝒹 𝒻𝓇ℴ𝓂 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒷ℯ𝒹... 𝒶𝓁ℴ𝓃ℯ, 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝓁ℯ𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒶 𝓃𝒶𝓂ℯ. 𝒯𝒽ℯ 𝓃𝒾ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝓈𝒽ℯ 𝓁ℯ𝒻𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓂... 𝓈𝒽ℯ 𝓉ℴℴ𝓀 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹. 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝓃ℴ𝓌? 𝒯𝒽ℯ 𝑔𝒶𝓂ℯ 𝒷ℯ𝑔𝒾𝓃𝓈.Complete
My book of random randomness!
This is a book of random things from my totally deranged brain. Or my friend's. Mostly me though. You'll laugh so hard, you'll blow your rainbow snot pants off! (Heheh. Random comment there.)Complete
The Chutiyapa Book
Hell I mean hello my pieces of shi- I mean pieces of shimmering chocolates! This book is filled with Condom- I mean content which is random! I can't do anything with your perverted mind kiddos! ??? Offended Already? Then this book is not meant for you The exit door is here ➡ ? But For those who are okay with this.... Welcome to the world of condoms!Complete
The Outsiders Imagines
Last week my class had finished the book, The Outsiders, by S.E. Hilton. I loved it. My friends loved it. Everybody in the entire class loved it. We also watched the movie and we all had to look away when Pony just had his hair cut and bleached. Anyway, I found these stories called Imagines and I found them really cool and I wanted to do one myself and I might make more considering how my friend said I "broke" her when she read it. I might make more, I don't know, but it was fun to write this. I also saw how small some of the other imagines are, so I made this one long but not too long but still long. It'll probably take 8 minutes out of your day, tops.Complete
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 | 18+ ( 𝐃𝐮𝐞𝐭 : 𝟎𝟐 )
𝕯𝖚𝖊𝖙 : 02 " 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝; 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 "
Destiny (completed)
හරි ශක්තිමත් ආදරණීය සහෝදර බැම්මක්...❤️ කඳුළු මැද්දෙන් ජීවිතය දිනන පවුලක්...❤️ හීන වලට පාර කපන ලස්සන හදවත් ගොඩක්...❤️ හුස්ම නැවතුනත් පණ ගැහෙන ආදරයක්...❤️Complete
Ahana~ His Desirable Sin (+18)
Ahana~No shame...no hesitation, I'm on my knees for my husband who is saint for the world but the greediest sinner for both of us in the closed walls . ________________________________________ Husband ~Trust me little sin , the world and walls nothing to do with it when it's comes to my fixation to keep you near to the every possible bliss and away from the tiniest grief in the world. ________________________________________ Warnings: age gap ✅ Steamy scenes ✅ Mature content ✅ Must Read My dear readers first of all i would like to tell you that this story is the pure work of imagination. Nothing and none mentioned in the book is related to the real world in any ways. All characters are based on my imagination and aren't real. But still many of readers forget that it's a fictional work while reading so kindly keep it in your sense that everything is imagined. Moreover, every costom and ritual mentioned in book is never related to real world cultures entirely. The book has one and only motive which is entertainment. And author never intended to hurt the sentiments of any person or religion and respect every religion. And please be sensable while commenting because hate won't be tolerated in any form. Be respectful to other's opinions. Every opinion is welcomed which would me accurate and suitable and help me to be more skilled in my writing. Furthermore, only +18 agers are suggested to read the book as it may contains triggered and mature content and if you still choose to read the book please....I'm saying please don't comment about your age because of this uselessness I faced a huge trouble. The user will directly blocked.
BOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my friends. We are weird. We've embraced it, it's time you do too. ) : )
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