Hey Diddle Diddle

You know the nursery rhyme. Don't deny it, you do. That confusing tale of cows, moons, and the spoon and the dish running away together. This will explain everything. Why did the spoon and the dish run away together? Did spoon cheat on fork? Who is fork? Why did the cow jump over the moon? Who taught the cat how to play the fiddle? What happened after? Want to figure out? Read this book.

(Illuminati confirmed) Haha jk.