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mY bRAiN iS eXPeRIENcINg tEChNiCAl diFFiCulTies pLEasE StAnd By

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Need help with figureing out how boys/girls think? Or just need a good laugh? Or maybe a funny but clever (that makes you sound smart) saying? Then look no further!!! Here is the book you need!!! It holds OVER 61 things about guys and 45 things about girls!!! Plus 101 (plus one I made up) FUNNY sayings!!!! That are SUPER SMART!!!! So have a romance or have a good laugh with friends! Anythings posible with this book!!! 
EX: Laugh alone, and the world thinks your an idiot. *starts to laugh* "Hey it really IS true!!! Go figure!!!" 
P.S. the part where guys are ticklish is true, I even asked a guy XDAll Rights Reserved

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