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Me, Myself, and I

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Parts 13
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Reads 737
Votes 59
Parts 13
Time 10m

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This is a story about my life n' shit so I don't habe to g posting it on my art book. There WILL be some weird ass shit on here. Aaaaaaand of you ever want to taco to to me just tell me and we'll talk. Know what I'm saying mang?All Rights Reserved

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Blue/Broken by absentwriter2020

i wrote all these when i was 12 and i ran out of fucks to give, y'all go ham and thanks for reading. here's the description i gave that age. i'm sorry in advance for my edgy seventh grade writing. have fun! •suicidal thoughts or actions •major character death(because that's what I write most; it's the only thing I'm good at) •blood?? in case your squeamish if you think other warnings should be here, tell me

lifieee.talks by lifieee

This isn't going to be a story. But just a safe place for all of us to share our problems 💘✨ As I begin posting you all will understand what this is going to be about 😌🐤 But I just wanted to say, anything that's been bothering you, drop it in my messages or in the comments (of any post) 💗😪 and I'll read them and make sure, I help you out as much as I can 🌷🌱 And then your problem will be created into a part of this series (Identities won't be revealed unless you want it to, ofcourse) 🐾🐥 I am just doing this because I know we all face tough times out there 🌊🐳 and I myself am no professional. But I always have loved talking. lol. So, why not put it to a good use and also I really don't give terrible solutions so, I figured this would be the best 💕 and also, guys I know a lot of us are afraid of being vulnerable but it is the most beautiful part of being human 🌈💨 A human has emotions, and they're intelligent enough to speak them ⏳👀 They're surrounded by people like their own and as dark as the world might be, humanity, love, empathy, compassion all of these positive things will never seize to exist 💜✨ So, as we go on adding stories to this series I hope it'll help you all out and it will heal us all in some way or the other 💘🕊 Thank you and right now, I won't be posting anything. So, if you have anything you'd like to share drop it in my inbox and I'll read it as soon as I'm free. - loads of love, xoxo - lifieee.

Just a glitch (Ben Drowned x reader) by hiddensugarcubes

I wrote this SIX years ago omg I had problems. This is disgusting, horrid. I was 12 and I'm turning 20 within the next year. The hell. Enjoy losers. Good luck

"Unexpected" // Jeff The Killer X Reader by JJlbvo

⚠️WARNINT PLEASE GOD READ THIS!⚠️ I WROTE THIS WHEN K WAS 12 PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I made her a Mary sue, the writing sucks and I was cringey... but I mean it's 40 chapters long so I figured why waste 2 years of my life for it to just sit there. The description I wrote when I was 12 ahead >> With the violent voice in her head, she was nowhere near normal. It would only take one small crack for everybody to see that.

Mr Bad Boy and Nerd by jupiter-the-planet

This is how a story starts, right? I throw information at you guys about my perfect life and my boyfriend who happens to be the school quarterback. I tell you about how much shampoo I used last night and discuss issues like 'The Spread of Ebola'. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint. There is no perfect life courtesy of perfect boyfriend, neither is there a discussion on Ebola, as I'm not even sure I know what Ebola is. But I will tell you humble readers about myself. About my wonderful, hormonal, suicidal self and the Boy,I loved.

My New Family Creepypasta x Reader by peter_mad_pan

Bruh I haven't touched this since I was 11. I am in college now. I aint never touching this again LMAO it's very cringey but imma leave it up. I'm sorry for this atrocity

A Vampire's Loyalty (Manxboy) - Abandoned by GrimmjowJeagerjaques

- This story will no longer be updated, it now makes me sick to read it, and no longer can stomach the idea of shota. I'd apologize just to be pleasant, but I'm not sorry. I will be marking it as Complete, since I am no longer updating. I cannot believe my younger aged self thought this was okay to write. -

Middle School (the untold story) by kyky1122

This story is basically about my middle school experience the ups downs basically my life. This is probably going to be very interesting because my school is very interesting my life is interesting and I speak sarcasm. Hope you enjoy my very interesting life. P. S. All the events in the story are real and hundred percent true. I have changed the names in the story for privacy reasons please enjoy

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Slenderman x Reader by jello_jelli

What a wonderful web of lies isn't it?~ Lowkey..... please let this cringe work die bc it's rough, I've literally never even proof read my own work and it's truly almost 3 - 4-ish years old. Let her rest in peace. ;-; like I posted chapter one I'm pretty sure on deviantart. And I know I haven't been on that since 6th grade.....

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Blue/Broken

i wrote all these when i was 12 and i ran out of fucks to give, y'all go ham and thanks for reading. here's the description i gave that age. i'm sorry in advance for my edgy seventh grade writing. have fun! •suicidal thoughts or actions •major character death(because that's what I write most; it's the only thing I'm good at) •blood?? in case your squeamish if you think other warnings should be here, tell me