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I guess but seriously this does have some cursing it isn't any nasty but I'm not gonna lie. It drops the f bomb every few chapters so... Anywho hope you enjoy this is completed but all you middle school readers I'm writing a new comedy haven't published yet but it is funny. It has all the experiences, stupid things, and those what?! crushes in it! Hope you like this book!!!!
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