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"The only reason you humans are being entrusted with this task is your general lack of comprehensive ability."
"Excuse me?"
"See what I mean?"
When Milo (the writer) picks up the phone, he doesn't expect a telemarketer for warlocks to start spitting sick rhymes about gem elixirs.
When Milo (the architect) answers a call, he doesn't expect a wand-filing service to yell loud enough to cause static and temporarily deafen him.
When Milo (the confused college-goer) says hello, he's praying to gods he doesn't believe in that a wizard café replies instead of his beast of a stepmother.
Embarking on a quest communicated entirely through phone calls and the occasional teleportation trick, Milo, Milo, and Milo must battle the largest running underground scam of all time and prevent a potential witch infestation from taking over planet Earth.
All with the help of a cryptic elf, of course.
ALTERNATIVELY TITLED: The Retelling of Operation C.E.S.S {Covertly Exterminating Sorcerous Sellers}
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