Inspired by a tumblr prompt- Dan is in the hospital with pneumonia. (Don't fret! He doesn't die!) Being the sassy little shit he is, he always wants to fight his nurse, Phil. WOW MUCH FLUFF I have no fucking clue why i made this, it's an ancient relic from like 2016/2015 ish that i found nearly three years later. i hate this but it's oddly nostalgic?All Rights Reserved