Instagram Hoe #Wattys2016

Never believe everything on social media. I promise you half the time everyone's lying about how perfect their life is. That's what social media is for - lying. Trust me, I know; I'm a professional at keeping the dirty truth of my socially inept life away from the screened safety of the Internet.

Let me give you some advice when treading the dangerous waters of social media platforms:

1. Never give out real personal information

2. Never let the people in your real life know about your Internet persona

And lastly, 3. Never, ever let that person who posts cute selfies slide into your DM's