My First Fanfic

The title says it all. Four years ago, I wrote this story. The most CLICHE, the most CARROTY fanfic ever known to man.
It is absolutely horrible, which I find absolutely hilarious, so I thought I'd share it on here.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not say "This story sucks" because obviously it sucks. I wrote it when I was fourteen, possibly thirteen, and had just fallen in love with One Direction.
Don't critique it. Just laugh at it with me.
Because it's so cringey.
I haven't edited any of it, and there are chapters missing here and there, since I didn't complete it. So here goes nothing.

It doesn't even have a real title.