Ramblings of a loving aunt
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I'm a very loving aunt.
Wait,Scratch that,
I'm a very annoying,scary,funny and sometimes a pain in the ass aunt.
They still love me though.
They must.
They should.
Umm, yeah so here are some adorable things these annoying little oranges say. Incase you are wondering where these pies get such amazing brain from,they got it from their youngest Aunt :P
*Real names,Real characters,Real Incidents*
Enjoy!
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