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Pieday

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Friday, it's great, isn't it. Well, not for Mars Pie Middle School students. As a promo for the new product, Mars Pie, the school has a giant pie fight. Sounds fun, right? Well not if the teachers are the only ones with the pie. And there's one teensy eensy little thing that Pie Co. left out: the pies, if consumed turn you into, well, a mindless zombie on a lust for human pancreases? Probably should have put that on the box.

Our story follows James and Leslie. Two best friends who are going to have to find a way to stop this infection. And they only have one day, Pieday.All Rights Reserved

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