I LOVE HIM 'THAT'WAY

"Mom will you please try to understand."
"Try to understand that my son has committed a sin?"
"For God's sake stop calling it a sin!"
"Why don't you understand Travis this is unnatural? Your dad would have dropped dead due to shame."
"No ma, he would have understood."
"Do not call me your mother, I don't know if I can consider you my son anymore!"