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My Bad Puns And Jokes
TheGirlOfNerdGaming
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  • Reads 48,701
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  • Parts 141
  • Time 47m
TheGirlOfNerdGaming
Complete, First published Feb 10, 2016
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In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot.

☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆
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