Help! I'm Having Twins With Harry Styles! But I Hate Him! Don't I?

I love One Direction, but that Harry Styles... ooooh, he makes me so mad with his perfect hair and dreamy eyes. I would love to poke them out with a rusty spoon, but I'm having his demon-vampire twins!

Everyone knows it's every teen girl's dream to be loved by a famous, popular, uniquely-stereotypical, over produced and largely talentless member of a boy band, but Elsie Lovehart gets more than she bargains for when her band crush lands her in the boys dorm at a prestigious boarding school, and well and truly 'up the duff'.