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Shitpost Poems

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Parts 22
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Reads 610
Votes 12
Parts 22
Time 7m

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Some weird poems that I like to make up based on actual experiences.

Some maybe triggering, will give warning in chapter before.

Hopefully I'll be posting twice a day. So updates often. No updates on Sundays because I'm too lazy.All Rights Reserved

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