The Forehead Man (Crack Fic TBH)
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Last published Mon, Mar 21, 2016
THE COVER WAS CHANGED ON MARCH 15th OF 2016!!
When you meet the mysterious Forehead Man for the first time, your life is completely changed. You quickly fall in love with him, but your relationship isn't easy. Hair care companies, dead hamsters, and 50 attractive gym teachers (who are also dead) are only a few of the things you encounter.
Excerpt:
"Brendon, is that why you don't like Gerard?"
Brendon doesn't reply. Instead, he just starts kissing you again. Well, not really kissing. More like aggressively licking your face and arms, while his forehead massages your back and his feet stroke your hair. As you're not quite sure what to do, you just sit back and relax until he unexpectedly stops.
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