Sober

My name isn't really Waldo.

Seeing as these are the true musings of a man obsessed with substances, I thought it best to use a pen name should an employer (present or future) stumble across these writings.

I've been sober since Jan.24.2016. To keep my mind off the liquor and all the vices that come along with it, I figured it'd be my best bet to put my obsessive thoughts out into the world.

I hope you enjoy this prose on substances half as much as I've enjoyed getting fucked up.