Bandom AU feat. Dan and Phil Gerard Way is a priest, but he's not exactly devoted to God so much as he's devoted to his younger brother Mikey, a chronically depressed med student. Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump are vampire hunters, but they're not very good at it, due to their obsession with what happened in high school. Brendon Urie is a psychic who probably knows a lot more than he should about the mystical Half King, who may-or-may not be his best friend. Phil Lester is a vampire who finds a friend in Dan, a sarcastic law student. This story isn't very good but it's probably better than the summary-- my friend wanted me to post it, though, so here it is. The cover's really shitty too. Mature just to be safe.