Sassy, Saucy, Salacious (BoyxBoy)
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  • Reads 25,278
  • Votes 758
  • Parts 3
  • Time 49m
Ongoing, First published Jun 16, 2013
"Clyde."
"What?"
"Your sass is showing."

The winds of Chicago are blowing in the right direction, especially for Kenny Taylorson. Kenny, a nineteen year old guy with a no BS tolerance, is booted from his old town and out onto the streets of the Windy City, where he's to fend entirely for himself. After scrounging up enough cash around the city, he discovers a new restaurant called Azu. Azu, known best for one of its most sharp-tongued workers, brings Kenny a bucket of luck during the midst of his troubles. He gets a job, gains many new friends and stumbles upon Cupid's arrow. Of course, he doesn't just catch the cutesy, adorable type of love bug, though.

He comes across Clyde, the manager at Azu that is likely to be the sassiest, sauciest, most salacious queer known to mankind. With a sharp-tongue that is only one of many sparks to his flaming personality, Clyde starts an amusingly tough game of hard-to-get with Kenny.

Even if both guys find each other extremely obnoxious, their humorous experiences of primadonna-galore brings their intrigued sides for one another out, until finally, each of the two young men exposes what they're hiding raw under their extravagant personalities.
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