This Woman Who Lies.
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Je me promenais telle la princesse que j'étais, rejetant une de mes mèches noires.
Moi, Harry Potter, j'étais le garçon le plus populaire de Poudlard. Et je le savais !
J'avais un besoin permanent de me sentir aimer de tous.
Oublier tout ce que vous pensez savoir sur mon vécu et celui de mes «amis».
La femme qui était sensée faire ma biographie, Rita Skeeter, a vraiment tout changé, jusqu'à son nom : JK Rowling.
C'est à quel point elle est une mytho !
Attention ! Ceci est une parodie, rien n'est à prendre au sérieux.
Tous les personnages et l'Univers appartiennent à JK. Rowling.
Bonne Lecture !
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𝒾 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒾 𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒾 𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝑜 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓅, 𝒾 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒷𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝒾 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓂 ✧✧✧ "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞? 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲?" "𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐠." "𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐲!" "𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲." ✧✧✧ Lovella Granger hadn't planned to fall in love under the mentorship of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Or with the stray she had befriended on the campus grounds. { currently 100k+ words } --- *throuple* ^don't like it, don't read it, thanks 🫶 [begins prisoner of azkaban, AU where voldemort died in first wizarding war]
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