Walking

A duck, a crazy gorgeous casino game and a diabetic squirrel walk to school.
This may sound like a joke but it is not.
The duck and the squirrel end up in adjoing cells.
Also not a joke.
They crash a wedding and make very bad speeches.
The duck spoons the bride.
Still not a joke.

They will need Clark, Neko, Bon Jovi and Final accounts to get through the horrors of their predicted futures.

Just hope you don't get involved.