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Death is a Workaholic

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Reads 398
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Parts 19
Time 57m

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Ever want to see how death views the world? What he thinks on a day to day basis? Well, now you can. A new perspective on death as he commentates his thoughts and feelings. Not a cliche. Morbid, dark, and funny. Sure to entertain. Read and experience death in a way you never have. Also, what happens when a certain human can see death?All Rights Reserved

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