Crime, Thirty-Four

Some time in the not-so distant future...

Thirty-Four used to be a chef.
Sixteen used to be an a teenager.
But now those terms are not what the public use to describe them.
Thirty-Four is a criminal, having committed multiple crimes with his assistant Sixteen. The first crime they ever committed they committed together and unknowingly. But the law doesn't care.
After the first crime, the next few just rolled in. And now the two fugitives must find a way out of their mess before the list of crimes buries their lives too deep for recovery.
The clock is ticking.
The crime is stacking.
The law is pursuing.
Crime, Sixteen.
Crime, Thirty-Four.