Safe

If I never bought that stupid ring, I never would have been in this situation, but no, I had to be attracted to that beautiful, blue stone!

My name is Jessica Brooks and I'm being hunted down by power-seeking, egotistical shapeshifters.

Now, don't go worrying your ass off for my part, I have my hero, and by hero I mean a sassy-ass, talking crow (Who is also a shapeshifter, apparently).

According to him, he and his supermodel shapeshifter friends are going to keep me safe from any of their kind trying to get to me.

I mean, how hard can it be? It's not like shapeshifters can secretly take form of anything and anyone around me (note the sarcasm).

But other than all that, my life's pretty normal...

Pffft, yeah right!