Hippie Middle Kid
- LECTURAS 63
- Votos 4
- Partes 4
Allow me to enter your world, though i do guarantee you that you might find me weird and throw me out, so no, don't allow me to enter it, rather have a restraining order against me. Strike all that, let me do this again.
Allow me to welcome you to my world, my fascinating, myth/pretense free world. I have to warn you, at times you might hate me, think I'm utterly stupid and a waste of humanity, but i guarantee you that my world is bull shit free. And don't worry, there'll be times you'll laugh so much that your lungs hurt. That's just an expression though, I ain't no Amy Schumer.
PS:for those who don't know her, she's a comedian.
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