Snailiens Book One - The Green Derf Diamond
DaleTheSnail
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DaleTheSnail
Ongoing, First published Oct 11, 2011
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Snailiens are half human / half snail creatures from another planet, called Charlie. Book One covers a young snailiens first year at high school and tells the story of how he and his friends go through the usual high school nonsense - bullies, maniacal teachers, unfair punishments and stopping a cult from destroying the entire planet.
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