Oddities Of The Mongoose

Welcome to a collection of my weirdest thoughts, my finest works of confusion. Here, you'll meet many of my friends, read many of my ideas, both awesome and silly, and probably laugh at my utter lack of normalness. A few things you ought to know before you read:
1: I'm insane. Who cares?
2: A lot/all of this stuff is pointless and was made out of boredom.
3: You cannot touch your right elbow with your right hand, nor your left elbow with your left hand. Go on, try it. You'll end up looking like a T-rex.
4: When in doubt, you are doubting.

So go on. Read this book. It'll be fun, and probably leave you utterly confused. But leave a like anyway. I'll need those later, in stage 3 of world domination... or was it stage 7 of paying my medical bills?