Why So Serious?

This is a story, like many others, tells a tale of a few...indescribable people. The Batman, the thugs, the clowns, the people of Gotham...they're all just pawns on a giant chess board. Although, this board game doesn't have any rules... ...Not for the Joker, anyway. But even without the rules, the game is overturned when a simple 'damsel in distress' begins to capture the Joker's eye. As beautiful as her body is, her mind is anything but. It has been twisted and sliced into a mixture of mayhem...all because she wanted to play the game. But before I tell you about how the Joker changed her life, I must first introduce you both. After all, what is a story without knowledge? What is knowledge without conception? And, most importantly, what is conception without a few white lies...