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Exo Jokes and Pick-Up Lines

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Hello! Pwede niyo akong i-message kung may entry kayo or joke. Ime-mention ko kayo at hindi ko sasabihing akin galing ang joke na yun. Ayokong nakawin ang ideas niyo. Hihihi! Comment kayo and vote ah. XOXOAll Rights Reserved

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I Fell and She Fell Harder [INTERSEX] by jyuuutko

Dahil lang sa pakikinig ng usapan, naituro siya bilang ama nang dinadala ni Aviah Alvarez na anak ng gobernador. Alam naman niyang kakaiba siya dahil mayroon siya katulad sa mga lalaki kahit na babae siya kaso never pa niya ito naipasok sa kahit sino! Halina't samahan natin ang ating bida na si Agisi Kith Salustio de Nicolo sa kaniyang kwentong I Fell and She Fell Harder! written and story by:jyuuutko

The Badass Babysitter Vol.1 ✓ by Nayakhicoshi

[THE BADASS BABYSITTER] Para sa isang Presidente ng bansa, malaki ang expectation nito sa mga anak niya. You should be the best for him to be proud of you. Pero iba ang expectation ng Ama ni South sa kanyang anak. Para sakanya, wala siyang aasahan sa anak. Well, ano ba naman kasi ang aasahan mo sa isang basagulera at laging laman ng balita sa diyaryo? Southern Miracle Benedicto is your typical badass girl. Basagulera. Makapal ang mukha. Matapang-at walang pera. Her father cut all of her cards making her the "poorest-richest" woman in the world. Para sakanyang ama, wala siyang kwenta. Sinisira lamang nito ang pangalan sa lipunan kaya bago pa masira nang tuluyan ni South ang image ng Pangulo, he decided to send his daughter to a place where she no longer put his name on a shame again. Malakas ang loob ni South na tanggapin ang parusa pero akala niya ganoon kadali na ipatapon sa lugar na hindi niya inaakala. She expected something luxurious, a freedom-sabi nga sa kasabihan, expect the unexpected. Crane Brothers. Mga magkakapatid na kinulang sa turnilyo ang utak. Kinulang sa buwan nang sila'y ipinanganak. Paano kung ang role pala niya ay ang i-babysit ang mga ito? Makakaya ba niya? Pero ang malaking tanong.. Matatagalan ba niya ang mga tokmol na magkakapatid? O, Maging kriminal na siya sa sobrang bwisit sakanila?

The Friendly Wedding (Season 1 & 2) - Published by FGirlWriter

Nagpakasal ang isang man-hater na si Sapphire sa isang super "friendly" na lalaki na si Johann for the sake na makuha niya ang mana niya. Magkasundo naman sila ni Johann. Excempted ito sa galit niya sa mga kabaro nito. "Friends" naman kasi sila. Hanggang sa araw-araw na lang ay lagi itong topless sa loob ng bahay nila. Nahahalata niya ring nilalandi-landi siya nito. Pero ang sabi nito, "Hindi kita nilalandi. Walang malisya. Friends kaya tayo." Ay, weh? Written ©️ 2014-2015 (Published 2018/2019 by PHR)

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2) by Yanalovesyouu

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. With the might of Yaji and Roswells combined, things should have become smooth sailing for Baby Ae and her Dong--or at least, that's what everyone thought. But with lies, secrets and betrayals constantly plaguing the two, no one knows who to trust. This time, the silly and ditzy Aemie must step up to protect everyone and everything she cherishes--including the man she loves. Will they win and overcome this battle again? Or is it the perfect time for them to accept that Mafia stories have no happy endings? DISCLAIMER: This story is in Taglish COVER DESIGNER: Rayne Mariano

Good night, Enemy (Published under PSICOM) by Serialsleeper

(FHS#1) Braylee wants to make her friends happy, Denver wants to get some sleep. She's hell-bent on making the world a better place while he's desperate for some rest. When their paths crossed on a midnight bus ride, he finally found the remedy in her. But, it just so happens that he's the captain of their rival basketball team, and the enemy of her friends! Highest Rank: #1 in Humor (This is the unedited version. A cesspool of errors ahead lol)

A Hundred Billion Worth by reintold

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Chasing Hurricane by Serialsleeper

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Island Trap (Book 1 of Trap Trilogy) by VentreCanard

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JB1: The Cold Hearted Father [BXB] [√] by biisool

Juariz Bachelors #1 [BXB] [MPREG] STATUS: COMPLETED Si Austine Villaluz ay isang fresh graduate sa kursong general education. He loves kids and would certainly do everything to have one as his own ngunit ang problema eh hindi niya kayang kumain ng tahong. Sa puso niya isa siyang reyna ng mga unicorn at mamatay sa ngalan ng bahaghari. Sa di inaasahang pangyayari siya ay naging instant mommy sa isang kyut na chikiting na nasagip niya mula sa mga goons na humahabol dito. Makakaya kaya niyang maging motherhood sa isang bulilit? Paano kong isang araw kumatok sa pinto niya ang ubod ng gwapong lawyer at magpakilala bilang tatay ng bata? Makakaya kaya nilang malayo sa isa't-isa? Book cover made by: @IThinkJaimenlove/ Jaime Kawit

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A Hundred Billion Worth cover

Chasing Hurricane cover

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JB1: The Cold Hearted Father [BXB] [√] cover

I Fell and She Fell Harder [INTERSEX]

Dahil lang sa pakikinig ng usapan, naituro siya bilang ama nang dinadala ni Aviah Alvarez na anak ng gobernador. Alam naman niyang kakaiba siya dahil mayroon siya katulad sa mga lalaki kahit na babae siya kaso never pa niya ito naipasok sa kahit sino! Halina't samahan natin ang ating bida na si Agisi Kith Salustio de Nicolo sa kaniyang kwentong I Fell and She Fell Harder! written and story by:jyuuutko