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Josie Miller has big plans to waltz into her upcoming high school reunion a changed woman. Slim and svelte and hot enough to make a few bitchy ex-classmates eat their bullying hearts out. But those plans are abruptly stalled when she’s turned into a vampire—a spike-toothed nightmare scenario if there ever was one. Now those extra pounds aren’t going anywhere. Ever. Josie is doomed to spend eternity as a lonely, unhappy fat vamp.

Enter Tanner Douglas, her fang-tastically delicious one-time crush, back in town and ready to show Josie what she can do with all her curves. Who knew her sex life would improve so dramatically after death? Losing weight might not be an option, but with a smitten Tanner boosting her confidence, she might waltz into the reunion a sexy, sultry class vamp.All Rights Reserved

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Bite Me (l.t)

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