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The Day To Day Life Of An Uma Trainer (Umamusume x Reader)
What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.
Silly Ghost
Jennie Kim is the "Iron Fortress"-a cold, untouchable CEO who rules her empire with steel and silence. She doesn't believe in the supernatural until her mansion begins to breathe with a life of its own. Flickering lights, a rogue vacuum, and a playful, staticky voice calling her "Nini." Lisa is a ghost with a choice. She wasn't trapped in the mansion; she followed Jennie home from the hospital, drawn to the lonely woman behind the power. But Lisa isn't just a haunting. She is Lalisa Manobal, a girl trapped in a three-year coma, the victim of a betrayal hidden behind a tragic "accident." As the CEO and the Silly Ghost fall into a love that defies the laws of physics, Jennie must bridge the gap between the living and the spirit to save the girl she can't even touch. Can a love built on shadows survive the truth, or will the lights finally go out?
How To Be The Best Third Wheel
How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize WinnerKumpleto
Manchild | Nick Wilde x Reader
Y/N Snowe and Nick Wilde. Two foxes that met under the worst circumstances grew up together and quickly started running scams all over Zootopia. Y/N sees Nick as their "best friend," and well, Nick...is hopelessly in love with Y/N. During another average day of mischief, right before Nick prepares to confess to Y/N, the two foxes meet a bunny cop who drags the two into a conspiracy case. As the trio dives deeper, the more unfolds and the darker the mystery gets. Danger looms over them constantly, and Y/N slowly starts realizing that the possibility of losing Nick is something that they don't want to risk. And they're willing to risk their life to keep him safe. Classic story of where he fell first, but they fell harder. I do NOT own the Zootopia franchise! All rights go to Disney and the directors of the movie.
My Fake Boyfriend
When Alexis agrees to help the school's player, she must guard the secret that could unravel everything - even as unexpected feelings complicate the game. *** What happens when Alexis Dawson, the 'resident loser' of Redwood High, agrees to help the school's notorious player, Aaron Walker? How can she stop herself from falling for him? It isn't all love and romance - Alexis has a secret of her own. Join them on a journey of jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship, and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated. *** He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in...Kumpleto
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When Sara Tendulkar transfers to a new school, she expects unfamiliar hallways, curious stares, and the loneliness that comes with starting over. What she doesn't expect is Shahneel-a warm, lively girl who becomes her first friend and quickly turns her new school into a place that feels like home. As their friendship grows, Sara is drawn into Shahneel's world-and that's when she notices Shubman Gill, Shahneel's older brother and the school's admired senior. Calm, confident, and effortlessly charming, Shubman is everything Sara tells herself to stay away from. But stolen glances in corridors, accidental encounters in the library, and quiet moments during school events make it impossible to ignore her growing feelings. Caught between friendship, first love, and the innocence of school days, Sara finds herself experiencing emotions she's never known before. What begins as a simple transfuer turns into a journey of friendship, hidden crushes, and a love that blooms in the most unexpected way. A sweet school romance where new beginnings lead to unforgettable feelings-and where the heart learns to choose for the very first time
ααααααα‘αα | Jake with members
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The Scumbag Dad Can't Hold the Knife
fan translation.I don't own this story.
The Cub Among Lions
8 years old Aarya was raised in silence, in fear, and in chains. She never knew a life beyond bruises and rules - where food was a privilege, smiles were sins, and love was just a myth. For eight years, she lived under the iron hand of her mother and her cruel boyfriend, taught to be invisible and obedient or be punished. She didn't know family, joy, or even her own worth. Until one day, everything changed. When her abusers were arrested in a drug bust, Aarya thought she was finally free. But freedom was a lie. Because this time she is captured by a monster even more dangerous, a ghost from the underworld, long thought dead. Where she learns a truth more unbelievable than fiction: she is not alone. She is the daughter of Satyaveer Malhotra - one of the most feared mafia dons in the country - and sister to three ruthless crime lords. Thrown from hell into a den of lions, Aarya finds herself in a world she cannot understand - a world of power, guns, secrets, and brothers who speak in bullets and silence. Cold, broken, and dangerous - they don't know how to love. And neither does she. But blood remembers. And somewhere beneath the scars, loyalty, and violence... a family begins to rise..........
SKZ GROUPCHAT (GC) - STRAY KIDS BXB
Eight strangers. One accidental groupchat. And absolutely zero self-control. When Felix-sunshine in human form-randomly makes a groupchat out of mutuals he's lowkey stalked online, he doesn't expect it to spiral into late-night flirting, passive-aggressive roasts, and maybe... actual feelings? Featuring: π Hyunjin, who thinks he's everyone's type (he might be right). π Minho, allergic to affection but suspiciously soft around Jisung. π οΈ Chan, the tired dad figure who's definitely falling for Seungmin's attitude. π₯ Jisung, the human form of chaos. π§ Seungmin, sharp tongue, softer heart. ποΈ Changbin, gym bro with a crush. πΌ Jeongin, not a baby (but will destroy you). π And Felix, the glue holding this chaotic disaster together-with a giggle and a wink. Ships will ship. Chaos will reign. And this groupchat? It's about to become the most entertaining accident of their lives.
What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.
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