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ក្រដល់ឡប់ | Jake with members
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The Scumbag Dad Can't Hold the Knife
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Manchild | Nick Wilde x Reader
Y/N Snowe and Nick Wilde. Two foxes that met under the worst circumstances grew up together and quickly started running scams all over Zootopia. Y/N sees Nick as their "best friend," and well, Nick...is hopelessly in love with Y/N. During another average day of mischief, right before Nick prepares to confess to Y/N, the two foxes meet a bunny cop who drags the two into a conspiracy case. As the trio dives deeper, the more unfolds and the darker the mystery gets. Danger looms over them constantly, and Y/N slowly starts realizing that the possibility of losing Nick is something that they don't want to risk. And they're willing to risk their life to keep him safe. Classic story of where he fell first, but they fell harder. I do NOT own the Zootopia franchise! All rights go to Disney and the directors of the movie.
Silly Ghost
Jennie Kim is the "Iron Fortress"-a cold, untouchable CEO who rules her empire with steel and silence. She doesn't believe in the supernatural until her mansion begins to breathe with a life of its own. Flickering lights, a rogue vacuum, and a playful, staticky voice calling her "Nini." Lisa is a ghost with a choice. She wasn't trapped in the mansion; she followed Jennie home from the hospital, drawn to the lonely woman behind the power. But Lisa isn't just a haunting. She is Lalisa Manobal, a girl trapped in a three-year coma, the victim of a betrayal hidden behind a tragic "accident." As the CEO and the Silly Ghost fall into a love that defies the laws of physics, Jennie must bridge the gap between the living and the spirit to save the girl she can't even touch. Can a love built on shadows survive the truth, or will the lights finally go out?
SKZ GROUPCHAT (GC) - STRAY KIDS BXB
Eight strangers. One accidental groupchat. And absolutely zero self-control. When Felix-sunshine in human form-randomly makes a groupchat out of mutuals he's lowkey stalked online, he doesn't expect it to spiral into late-night flirting, passive-aggressive roasts, and maybe... actual feelings? Featuring: 💋 Hyunjin, who thinks he's everyone's type (he might be right). 🐈 Minho, allergic to affection but suspiciously soft around Jisung. 🛠️ Chan, the tired dad figure who's definitely falling for Seungmin's attitude. 💥 Jisung, the human form of chaos. 🧊 Seungmin, sharp tongue, softer heart. 🏋️ Changbin, gym bro with a crush. 🍼 Jeongin, not a baby (but will destroy you). 🍓 And Felix, the glue holding this chaotic disaster together-with a giggle and a wink. Ships will ship. Chaos will reign. And this groupchat? It's about to become the most entertaining accident of their lives.
The Player Next Door ✓
[#1 Teen Fiction | #1 in Romance] Bad boy Luke Dawson is stuck living with clumsy nobody Millie Ripley for the summer. When she ran over his most prized possession, her world changed. She had to pay him back for every dime of damages, and the favors he called in weren't just about money. She had to pay him back, and everyone knows how payback is a... This is a love story. Hot boys like Luke Dawson never pay attention to nobodies like Millie. But here they were, two kids from opposite ends of the chain, set to turn the whole hierarchy upside down. Because no one can stop attraction. When opposite attract, the spontaneous reaction can be a combustion or a downright explosion. With Luke, my money's on the explosion. We're talking public humiliation, roller-coaster emotions, drama among cliques, prissy sisters, crazy mothers and a whole lot of hotness from resident bad boy and neighbor, Luke Dawson. And FYI, (c) copyright 2019 All Rights Reserved. Stay chill, NTerminé
The Cub Among Lions
8 years old Aarya was raised in silence, in fear, and in chains. She never knew a life beyond bruises and rules - where food was a privilege, smiles were sins, and love was just a myth. For eight years, she lived under the iron hand of her mother and her cruel boyfriend, taught to be invisible and obedient or be punished. She didn't know family, joy, or even her own worth. Until one day, everything changed. When her abusers were arrested in a drug bust, Aarya thought she was finally free. But freedom was a lie. Because this time she is captured by a monster even more dangerous, a ghost from the underworld, long thought dead. Where she learns a truth more unbelievable than fiction: she is not alone. She is the daughter of Satyaveer Malhotra - one of the most feared mafia dons in the country - and sister to three ruthless crime lords. Thrown from hell into a den of lions, Aarya finds herself in a world she cannot understand - a world of power, guns, secrets, and brothers who speak in bullets and silence. Cold, broken, and dangerous - they don't know how to love. And neither does she. But blood remembers. And somewhere beneath the scars, loyalty, and violence... a family begins to rise..........
His Possession In Discretion | ✓ - DISCRETION SERIES BOOK #1
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The Day To Day Life Of An Uma Trainer (Umamusume x Reader)
What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘: "𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔"
When Sara Tendulkar transfers to a new school, she expects unfamiliar hallways, curious stares, and the loneliness that comes with starting over. What she doesn't expect is Shahneel-a warm, lively girl who becomes her first friend and quickly turns her new school into a place that feels like home. As their friendship grows, Sara is drawn into Shahneel's world-and that's when she notices Shubman Gill, Shahneel's older brother and the school's admired senior. Calm, confident, and effortlessly charming, Shubman is everything Sara tells herself to stay away from. But stolen glances in corridors, accidental encounters in the library, and quiet moments during school events make it impossible to ignore her growing feelings. Caught between friendship, first love, and the innocence of school days, Sara finds herself experiencing emotions she's never known before. What begins as a simple transfuer turns into a journey of friendship, hidden crushes, and a love that blooms in the most unexpected way. A sweet school romance where new beginnings lead to unforgettable feelings-and where the heart learns to choose for the very first time
The Alpha King's Mate
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The Girl He Never Noticed
When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.Terminé
Jujutsu Kaisen: Nah I'd Adapt
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My Fake Boyfriend
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The Beast
To the world he was a beast but for her he would do anything. He could have the world but all he wanted was her. They say the things we want most are the things we can't have. For she was so afraid of him that even the thought of him could have her running for the hills. Little did she know that she was the only one who didn't have to be afraid of him. Credits for the cover go to @Chatachino for the amazing cover.Terminé
"The Hacker and the Mob Boss" ❦ Reyna Fields seems to be an ordinary girl with her thick-framed glasses, baggy clothes, hair always up in a ponytail, and her head tucked away behind a computer screen. However, no one knows she's armed with a genius IQ and a heart of gold. She hacks her way into virtual systems on a search for her mother. Unfortunately for her, she has hacked into the wrong database. She hacked into the database of the notorious mob boss, Santino "Saint" Venturi. Saint is the opposite of his name. He's known for his ruthlessness. As a mob boss to a mafia, he learned to eat or be eaten. When Reyna stumbles upon his database, a plan dispersed into his mind. He's going to take her. ❦ "I don't share, angel." "He's a friend," she found herself saying. Dante was too busy staring at her to notice the fiery glare in Saint's eyes. She was mentally praying that Dante would just look away. His fingers trailed up her leg before his hand latched onto her sex. He held her there while a small gasp left her lips. "I will fuck you on this table if he doesn't stop looking at what belongs to me." ❦ READ BOOK 2 -> The Kingmaker HIGHEST RANKING: #5 romance - 6/26/22 Dark Romance Cover by @-simplyhan
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