Tragic Dracula
ChloeAteMyLungs
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ChloeAteMyLungs
Ongoing, First published May 18, 2011
comedylolageslayer
'Entering a self-help clinic, slaughtering the receptionist, and proclaiming that you are Count Vladimir III, Prince of Wallachia and Impaler of Peasants is not a good thing to do...as I found out last week...'

Vlad is a normal thirty something trying to find his way in the world...saddled with a hippie named Moon and a small dog named Sausage...unfortunately, Vlad is a vampire, so pretty much, life sucks for him (no pun intended). How will he survive in a world where the current vampire lord, Dimitri Del Vow is in love with an extroverted Vampire Slayer, Tabitha Hellsing (i.e. the woman of Vlad's dreams!) Will Vlad dare challenge the rules of the vampires and kill his own kind to win the affections of Tabby? Ha-ha, think I'm going to tell you? Well think again...
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