Delinquent

We file into his excuse of an office cramming ourselves into a corner. He walks around the room tidying things up nonchalantly ignoring our presence. Finally he sits down and adjusts his tie. Turning towards us he opens his mouth to speak but I cut him off.
"Look your majesty can we get this over with? I have places to be and people to see."
He smiled and looked back at me. "You never change do you, your always going to be a smart ass delinquent". I groaned out loud tipping my head back with exasperation. Why is this guy acting like the bad cop! I have done nothing wrong! Preparing my insults in my mind I opened my mouth to speak but was interrupted when he slammed his lips to mine.